mustache sombrero night!                     i got these 2 from the adopt                      me and the steve.                                              ah! the best friend!

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Name: Audrey Telles

Birth date: 5.24.82

Nickname: Al/Boots/Feisty Mc Tits.

Word or phrase that best describes you: "oooops"

Favorite pair of shoes: flipity flops. love em!

A significant moment in your life: the day i escaped from the womb... the day i discovered bourbon was cool too.

Best pick up line used on you: ( licks finger, wipes on my shirt) "now lets get you out of those wet clothes..."

Your favorite thing about working at clicks: the family! aka - co workers/monkeys.

5 things I’ll find in your room: bed, books, photos (everywhere - photos), nail polish, clothes (everywhere! clothes!)

Favorite song at the moment: a-punk by vampire weekend.

First thing that enters your mind when you wake up in the morning: "christ! who is calling me!?" or " wretched! vile! alarm! clock! i loathe you!"

First shot you take when you get to a bar: Tequila!

Last shot you take (well… that you remember taking…): Javi shot (wild turkey w/splash of coke)

Favorite beer: leinenkugal summer shandy

Last exciting thing you have done: chicago!

Weirdest thing a customer has said or done to you: " i want to make out with your calves" 

And last but not least…

How do you think the world will end????

in the year 2030, my liver will have mutated into a gigantic reincarnation of the toxic avenger, waging war on all sober pwople & eventually setting the earth on fire due to an unfortunate incident with wild turkey....