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CLICKS
BILLIARDS |
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Best Of the
Worst Pick up Lines! |
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A collection of pick
up lines for the rico suave in us all! |
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Over The Years, We've
Heard Them All! From The Good to The Bad to The Pathetically Hopeless!
Have One You Would Like To Share? E-Mail Us And We'll Add It To The
List! See One You Might Want To Try? Feel Free To Do So At Your
Own Risk! Hey, We Didn't Say They Work! We're Just Passing On
Some Of The Funnier Ones To You! Enjoy...... |
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1. Know What Winks and
Screws Like a Tiger? (No.) **Wink** |
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Are You a Virgin? No? Prove It! |
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| 3.
Are You a Parking Ticket? Because You Have FINE Written All
Over You! |
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| 4.
Here's a Quarter.... Call your Roommate And Tell Her You Won't Be
Coming Home Tonight. |
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| 5. Do
You Mind If I Stare At You Close Up Instead Of From Across The Club? |
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| 6. If
You're Going To Regret This In The Morning, We Can Sleep Until The
Afternoon If Ya Like. |
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| 7. I
Know Milk Does The Body Good, But DAMN! How Much Have
You Been Drinking!?! |
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| 8. Do
You Have a Mirror In Your Pocket? (Why?) Because I Can See Myself In
Your Pants! |
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| 9. A
Woman Asks, "Do You Have The Time?" Do You Have The Energy? |
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| 10. I
Have a Six Inch Tongue and Can Breathe Through my Ears. |
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| 11.
Fuck Me If I'm Wrong, But Is Your Name Mary? |
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| 12.
Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven? |
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| 13.
Is It Hot In Here Or Is It You? |
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| 14.
What's That In Your Eye? Oh...Never Mind, It's Just a Twinkle. |
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| 15.
You're Name Must be Hachoo! Because God Certainly Blessed YOU! |
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Are Your Legs Tired? Because You've Been Running Through My Mind All
Day! |
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| 17.
Are You Free Tonight Or Will It Cost Me? |
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| 18.
That's a Nice Dress. It's Going To Look Even Better Crumpled Up On my
Floor Tonight! |
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| 19. I
Think I Could Fall Madly In Bed With You! |
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| 20.
Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven? Come To my Place. We
Can Hide Out There! |
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| 21.
Know How Your Hair Would Look REALLY Good? (No?) In My Lap. |
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| 22.
Nice Pants! Can I Test The Zipper!?! |
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| 23.
Do you Believe In Santa Claus? Because I've Been Really Good This Year
And All I Asked For Was You. |
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| 24.
How Do You Like Your Eggs In The Morning? Fertilized? |
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| 25.
How Lucky You Are! I'm The Best Looking Guy Here And I'm Choosing To
Go home With YOU Tonight! |
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| 26.
How Bout a Pizza And A Fuck? No? What? You Don't Like Pizza? |
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| 27.
Nice Boots. Wanna Screw? |
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| 28.
Do you Have a Quarter? I Want To Call My Mom and Tell Her I Just Met
The Girl of My Dreams. |
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| 29.
Hey, I Would Love To Party With Your Ankles! Want
To Invite Your Pants Down? |
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| 30.
Let's Let Only Latex Stand Between Our Love. |
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| 31.
Damn, Someone Needs To Write "Explosives" On You Because YOUR THE BOMB! |
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| 32.
Do You Believe In Love At First Site Or Should I Walk By Again? |
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| 33.
Do You Believe In The Here After? (Yes.) Good. Then You
Know What I'm Here After. |
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| 34.
You're So Sweet, I'm Getting a Cavity Just LOOKING At You! |
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| 35.
Are You Into Casual Sex? Or Should I Dress Up? |
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| 36. Nice
Legs.....What Time Do They Open? |
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| 37. Do You Work For
U.P.S. Because I Thought I Saw You Checking Out My Package. |
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| 38. Can I Buy You a
Drink? Or Do You Just Want The Money? |
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| 39. I May Not Be The
Best Looking Guy In Here, But I'm The Only One Talking To YOU. |
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| 40. I'm Fighting The
Urge To Make You The Happiest Woman On Earth. |
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| 41. Oh, I'm Sorry, I
Thought That Was a Brail Nametag. |
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| 42. Are Those Real? |
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| 43. I'd Really Like
To See What You Look Like When I'm Naked. |
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| 44. Is That a Ladder
In Your Stockings Or The Stairway To Heaven? |
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| 45. You Might Not Be
The Best Looking Girl In Here But Beauty Is Only a Lightswitch Away. |
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| 46. I'd Walk a
Million Miles For One Of Your Smiles And Even Farther For That Thing You Do
With Your Tongue. |
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| 47. If It's True
That We Are What We Eat, Then I Could Be You By Morning. |
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| 48. (Look Down At
Your Crotch) Well It's Just Not Going To Suck Itself! |
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| 49. You Know? If I
Were You, I Would Have Sex With Me. |
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| 50. You. Me.
Handcuffs. Whipped Cream..... Any Questions? |
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| 51. My Name Is
(Name)... Remember That. You'll Be Screaming It Later. |
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| 52. Hi. My Name Is
Mr. Right. Someone Said You Were Looking For Me. |
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| 53. My Friend Wants
To Know If YOU Think I'M Cute. |
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| 54. My Name Isn't
Elmo, But You Can Tickle Me Anytime You Want. |
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| 55. If You Were The
Last Woman On Earth, I Bet We Could Do It In Public. |
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| 56. Do You Sleep On
Your Stomach? Can I? |
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| 57. I Lost my Puppy.
Can You Help Me Find Him? I Think He Went Into This Cheap Hotel Room. |
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58. (Lick Fingers
And Wipe On Her Shirt.) Let's Get You Out Of These Wet Clothes. |
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| 59. Baby, I'm No Fred
Flintstone, But I Can Make Your Bedrock! |
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| 60. Hey Babe, Wanna Make
An Easy Fifty Bucks? |
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| 61. I'd Marry Your Cat
Just To Get In The Family. |
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| 62. So, You're a Girl Huh? |
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| 63. Can I Stir Your Drink?
Mind If I Use My Dick? |
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| 64. Nice Ass, I'd Eat a
MILE Of Your Shit, Just To See Where It Came From... |
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| 65. Is There Any Italian
In You? "No." Would You Like Some?? |
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| 66. Know The Difference
Between a Blowjob and a Happy Meal? "No." Wanna Give Me a Happy
Meal?? |
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This Is Just
The Beginning! E-Mail Us Your Best Or Worst! |
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CLICKS Not
Responsible For Being Slapped While Using These Lines. |
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