The Page of Fame

 

Famous Quotes from our Guests

" I haven't had a drink in weeks.  Wait, what is this Captain doing in front of me?"

" Did you know that I'm in a band?"

" Abba Rules!!"

" Beer is proof that God loves me."

"This is my real hair!"

"HE HE HE HE HE!!!!"

" I am not a Pollack!"

"Can I get some turkey in my Coke?"

"Don't tell my girlfriend I'm here."

"Do you want to toss a coin for $50?"

"Look its Wayne Newton and his back up singers!"

" Order please. Can I get a LKB sandwich and a Bud Light."

"You Rock!!!"

"Where is the party at?"

"So that's where my whipped cream went"

"Can I get a cherry on top of my sundae"

" I have never seen mouth to mouth through the chest before"